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Squaddie Tee
Welcome to the most dangerous theme park yet! The squaddie tee is where history meets Hollywood, blending the iconic silhouette of a British Army squaddie with the unmistakable style of the Jurassic Park logo. This shirt isn't just about surviving the daily grind—it's about doing it with the grit of a soldier and the flair of a blockbuster.
Key Features:
Cinematic Black: Because every adventure looks better in noir.
Iconic Mashup: A British Army squaddie, reimagined in the legendary Jurassic Park silhouette, ready to take on both dinosaurs and daily life with equal resolve.
Bold Statement: Wear your squaddie with pride and let the world know that some things are more terrifying than dinosaurs—like a determined squaddie on a mission.
Top-Grade Material: Constructed from 100% battle-tested cotton, perfect for any terrain, be it urban jungles or the wilds of your imagination.
Perfect For:
Channeling your inner soldier while making cinematic references that only the sharpest minds will catch.
Standing out in any crowd, whether you're navigating through a theme park or just the battlefield of daily life.
Sparking conversations that blend military history with movie magic, because why settle for one when you can have both?
Disclaimer: May cause fellow history buffs and movie lovers to flock towards you for witty banter and nostalgic nods. Not suitable for those allergic to awesome mashups.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Ships from the UK, EU & US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Welcome to the most dangerous theme park yet! The squaddie tee is where history meets Hollywood, blending the iconic silhouette of a British Army squaddie with the unmistakable style of the Jurassic Park logo. This shirt isn't just about surviving the daily grind—it's about doing it with the grit of a soldier and the flair of a blockbuster.
Key Features:
Cinematic Black: Because every adventure looks better in noir.
Iconic Mashup: A British Army squaddie, reimagined in the legendary Jurassic Park silhouette, ready to take on both dinosaurs and daily life with equal resolve.
Bold Statement: Wear your squaddie with pride and let the world know that some things are more terrifying than dinosaurs—like a determined squaddie on a mission.
Top-Grade Material: Constructed from 100% battle-tested cotton, perfect for any terrain, be it urban jungles or the wilds of your imagination.
Perfect For:
Channeling your inner soldier while making cinematic references that only the sharpest minds will catch.
Standing out in any crowd, whether you're navigating through a theme park or just the battlefield of daily life.
Sparking conversations that blend military history with movie magic, because why settle for one when you can have both?
Disclaimer: May cause fellow history buffs and movie lovers to flock towards you for witty banter and nostalgic nods. Not suitable for those allergic to awesome mashups.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Ships from the UK, EU & US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!