Prepare to conquer fashion with the "Imperial Expansion Guild" shirt! Featuring Vault Boy in all his Victorian-era British soldier glory, this shirt is your ticket to a tongue-in-cheek journey through the age of empires and exploration.
Key Features:
Imperially Black: Because even in the height of civilization, nothing says dominance like a black tee.
Regal Mashup: Vault Boy, resplendent in colonial British soldier attire, ready to bring civilization with a wink, a nod, and a .303.
Clever Commentary: Proudly sport the slogan "Imperial Expansion Guild" – perfect for those who appreciate the glory of The Empire.
Top-Tier Fabric: Crafted from 100% historically accurate colonial cotton for comfort and conversation.
Perfect For:
- The British. Seriously, they need some patriotism desperately.
- Americans enjoying their 2nd Amendment rights and playing with guns on the flat range running drills. Lucky bastards.
- Navigating the modern world of woke with a nod to the era where if you identified as a house plant you’d just be shipped off to bloody Australia.
**Disclaimer:** Wearing this shirt may provoke discussions on how imperialism was bloody brilliant, outrage from people who have the personality and sense of humour of a rotting horse carcass, and generate more than a few double-takes. Not recommended for those attending a British university or the French.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Prepare to conquer fashion with the "Imperial Expansion Guild" shirt! Featuring Vault Boy in all his Victorian-era British soldier glory, this shirt is your ticket to a tongue-in-cheek journey through the age of empires and exploration.
Key Features:
Imperially Black: Because even in the height of civilization, nothing says dominance like a black tee.
Regal Mashup: Vault Boy, resplendent in colonial British soldier attire, ready to bring civilization with a wink, a nod, and a .303.
Clever Commentary: Proudly sport the slogan "Imperial Expansion Guild" – perfect for those who appreciate the glory of The Empire.
Top-Tier Fabric: Crafted from 100% historically accurate colonial cotton for comfort and conversation.
Perfect For:
- The British. Seriously, they need some patriotism desperately.
- Americans enjoying their 2nd Amendment rights and playing with guns on the flat range running drills. Lucky bastards.
- Navigating the modern world of woke with a nod to the era where if you identified as a house plant you’d just be shipped off to bloody Australia.
**Disclaimer:** Wearing this shirt may provoke discussions on how imperialism was bloody brilliant, outrage from people who have the personality and sense of humour of a rotting horse carcass, and generate more than a few double-takes. Not recommended for those attending a British university or the French.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
