First Rule - Monica Tee

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Meet "Ops Medic Monica" – the frontline angel of chaos who knows that the best medicine is a belt-fed SS77. This tee captures her in action, midriff-baring, red-shirt-wearing, and fresh from delivering lead therapy on the battlefield. With the motto "The First Rule of Battlefield Medicine – Establish Fire Superiority" blazing across the front, this shirt is for those who understand that saving lives sometimes means taking a few first.

Key Features:

  • Striking Contrast: Monica's bright red shirt against the black tee, because subtlety is for medics who don’t carry LMGs.

  • Iconic Character: Ops Medic Monica – the SADF’s fiercest combat medic, smiling like she’s just cured someone… with high-velocity rounds.

  • Battle-Hardened Wisdom: Showcasing the ultimate rule of battlefield medicine, because why bandage when you can barrage?

  • Tactical Fabric: Woven from 100% combat-grade cotton, tough enough for the front lines and soft enough for post-mission R&R.

Perfect For:

  • Showing off your love for military history with a side of badassery.

  • Standing out at any event where sharp wit and sharper style are required.

  • Reminding everyone that sometimes, the best medicine comes from the barrel of an LMG.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous tactical discussions, admiration for your style, and the occasional request for first aid. Not recommended for those who shy away from bold statements or heavy firepower.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

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Meet "Ops Medic Monica" – the frontline angel of chaos who knows that the best medicine is a belt-fed SS77. This tee captures her in action, midriff-baring, red-shirt-wearing, and fresh from delivering lead therapy on the battlefield. With the motto "The First Rule of Battlefield Medicine – Establish Fire Superiority" blazing across the front, this shirt is for those who understand that saving lives sometimes means taking a few first.

Key Features:

  • Striking Contrast: Monica's bright red shirt against the black tee, because subtlety is for medics who don’t carry LMGs.

  • Iconic Character: Ops Medic Monica – the SADF’s fiercest combat medic, smiling like she’s just cured someone… with high-velocity rounds.

  • Battle-Hardened Wisdom: Showcasing the ultimate rule of battlefield medicine, because why bandage when you can barrage?

  • Tactical Fabric: Woven from 100% combat-grade cotton, tough enough for the front lines and soft enough for post-mission R&R.

Perfect For:

  • Showing off your love for military history with a side of badassery.

  • Standing out at any event where sharp wit and sharper style are required.

  • Reminding everyone that sometimes, the best medicine comes from the barrel of an LMG.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous tactical discussions, admiration for your style, and the occasional request for first aid. Not recommended for those who shy away from bold statements or heavy firepower.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances

Meet "Ops Medic Monica" – the frontline angel of chaos who knows that the best medicine is a belt-fed SS77. This tee captures her in action, midriff-baring, red-shirt-wearing, and fresh from delivering lead therapy on the battlefield. With the motto "The First Rule of Battlefield Medicine – Establish Fire Superiority" blazing across the front, this shirt is for those who understand that saving lives sometimes means taking a few first.

Key Features:

  • Striking Contrast: Monica's bright red shirt against the black tee, because subtlety is for medics who don’t carry LMGs.

  • Iconic Character: Ops Medic Monica – the SADF’s fiercest combat medic, smiling like she’s just cured someone… with high-velocity rounds.

  • Battle-Hardened Wisdom: Showcasing the ultimate rule of battlefield medicine, because why bandage when you can barrage?

  • Tactical Fabric: Woven from 100% combat-grade cotton, tough enough for the front lines and soft enough for post-mission R&R.

Perfect For:

  • Showing off your love for military history with a side of badassery.

  • Standing out at any event where sharp wit and sharper style are required.

  • Reminding everyone that sometimes, the best medicine comes from the barrel of an LMG.

Disclaimer: Wearing this tee may result in spontaneous tactical discussions, admiration for your style, and the occasional request for first aid. Not recommended for those who shy away from bold statements or heavy firepower.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances