Communist Safari Tours Tee
Tired of the same old fashion statements? Step into gigachad status with the "Communism Safari Tours" shirt! Featuring our cheeky twist on the iconic Vault Boy, now suited up as an intrepid SADF soldier, this shirt takes you on an expedition through the wilds of Cold War nostalgia.
Key Features:
Defy Convention: Dominantly black, because flamboyance is for communists.
Iconic Mashup: Vault Boy, outfitted in authentic Border War gear, ready to tackle the ideological savannah.
Wickedly Witty: Flaunt the slogan "Communism Safari Tours" – perfect for those who like their humor dark and their history even darker.
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 100% hypoallergenic sarcasm for ultimate comfort and cutting commentary.
Perfect For:
Autistic gun bros explaining to thier tinder date the geopolitical complexities of the Cold War (she’s into it don’t worry).
Turning heads in history class while you dismantle the Commie myths of the Cold War.
Being the ultimate chad in the gym
Navigating the urban jungle with a side of geopolitical satire.
**Disclaimer:** May cause extreme mental distress in university Communists, spontaneous debate outbreaks, and uncontrollable nooooooooo’s from liberals. Not suitable for Commies.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tired of the same old fashion statements? Step into gigachad status with the "Communism Safari Tours" shirt! Featuring our cheeky twist on the iconic Vault Boy, now suited up as an intrepid SADF soldier, this shirt takes you on an expedition through the wilds of Cold War nostalgia.
Key Features:
Defy Convention: Dominantly black, because flamboyance is for communists.
Iconic Mashup: Vault Boy, outfitted in authentic Border War gear, ready to tackle the ideological savannah.
Wickedly Witty: Flaunt the slogan "Communism Safari Tours" – perfect for those who like their humor dark and their history even darker.
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 100% hypoallergenic sarcasm for ultimate comfort and cutting commentary.
Perfect For:
Autistic gun bros explaining to thier tinder date the geopolitical complexities of the Cold War (she’s into it don’t worry).
Turning heads in history class while you dismantle the Commie myths of the Cold War.
Being the ultimate chad in the gym
Navigating the urban jungle with a side of geopolitical satire.
**Disclaimer:** May cause extreme mental distress in university Communists, spontaneous debate outbreaks, and uncontrollable nooooooooo’s from liberals. Not suitable for Commies.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Tired of the same old fashion statements? Step into gigachad status with the "Communism Safari Tours" shirt! Featuring our cheeky twist on the iconic Vault Boy, now suited up as an intrepid SADF soldier, this shirt takes you on an expedition through the wilds of Cold War nostalgia.
Key Features:
Defy Convention: Dominantly black, because flamboyance is for communists.
Iconic Mashup: Vault Boy, outfitted in authentic Border War gear, ready to tackle the ideological savannah.
Wickedly Witty: Flaunt the slogan "Communism Safari Tours" – perfect for those who like their humor dark and their history even darker.
Premium Fabric: Crafted from 100% hypoallergenic sarcasm for ultimate comfort and cutting commentary.
Perfect For:
Autistic gun bros explaining to thier tinder date the geopolitical complexities of the Cold War (she’s into it don’t worry).
Turning heads in history class while you dismantle the Commie myths of the Cold War.
Being the ultimate chad in the gym
Navigating the urban jungle with a side of geopolitical satire.
**Disclaimer:** May cause extreme mental distress in university Communists, spontaneous debate outbreaks, and uncontrollable nooooooooo’s from liberals. Not suitable for Commies.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!