“Because subtle mascots don’t sell tickets.”
Show your loyalty to Langley Falls’ most legally questionable franchise with the Bazooka Sharks Tee — inspired by the arena football team that made national headlines and several insurance adjusters very tired. Worn by fans who think sports should be louder, dumber, and vaguely dangerous, this shirt signals unwavering support for a team that never met an escalation it didn’t like.
Warning: Not to be worn in Cybermole Country
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
“Because subtle mascots don’t sell tickets.”
Show your loyalty to Langley Falls’ most legally questionable franchise with the Bazooka Sharks Tee — inspired by the arena football team that made national headlines and several insurance adjusters very tired. Worn by fans who think sports should be louder, dumber, and vaguely dangerous, this shirt signals unwavering support for a team that never met an escalation it didn’t like.
Warning: Not to be worn in Cybermole Country
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
